The Truth Is Unreliable

This will have to be quick, I’m about to be one of those people and stand in line to get Grand Theft Auto IV.

The Gimp came back today after his two week vacation and it was a bit confusing as to what he really did on vacation. Depending on who asked, and who was within earshot, he gave a different answer. Most people he answered that he was in Germany for the two weeks, having been deployed briefly for his service indenture to the Army Reserves. To others; he spent the two weeks sitting at home playing Call of Duty 4 on his Xbox. It seemed that I was the only one present during his different versions of his story, because nobody called him on his inconsistencies. I on the other hand had to ask and his answer was that he was supposed to go to Germany but the deployment was canceled and he figured he might as well take advantage of two weeks of vacation, which he probably wouldn’t have been able to get in a row were it not for the Reserves, and just chill out.

I have to update my report on the firing of Stonehenge Mouth. It seems that there have been some developments that could not be foreseen, and may have undermined my cosmic powers. It seems that no one told him he was fired. I know, I know…who forgets to fire a complete pain in the ass and financial waste? The people I work for. They also decided not to tell him once they realized they had forgotten, because it seems that Stalker Bait has been pissing off the wrong people and they’re going to fire her instead. They haven’t told her either. I’m wondering if this is some sort of bizarre Human Resources version of musical chairs and they’re a bit hazy on the rules.

It’s GTA time…