The Shitcan Army Wants You!

The Crusade, as it has been dubbed, to get Stonehenge Mouth bounced has become a shifting, living entity of its own, as wars tend to do. The Crusade has taken precedence over other things now, as evidence continues to mount damning him further. If you recall, the scuttlebutt around the Cubes was that Stonehenge had been given a reprieve and Stalker Bait was going to be “released”. It seems that firing and hiring terminology is interchangeable these days. Instead of letting Stalker Bait go, they hired her on full time. I envision a day sometime soon when getting shitcanned is something to get excited about. People will be running through the streets shouting with glee “I finally got shitcanned!”

Obviously that changes things to where Stonehenge is back at the forefront of the enemies of Christendom and fuel for the fire is almost being created perpetually now as he is fucking things up in ways that are so regular, predictable, and maddening that people are all but doing my job for me now. Today alone I had one user who had spoken with Stonehenge Mouth three different times for three different issues in which he told them to call the Mail Room, restart the PC, and try again tomorrow. What the Mail Room has to do with supporting software, I don’t know. Restarting the PC is what he tells people when he doesn’t have a clue or can’t be bothered the make up a lie. And if waiting until tomorrow was an option, I doubt they would have bothered calling today. The fact this is all done to a single person obviously made them angry, and now I have a new ally. I couldn’t help but laugh when she asked me in all sincerity “Doesn’t he know everyone here hates him?”

This lovely lady isn’t the only new recruit in my Shitcan Army, as every day seems to bring a new convert into the fold, having seen the light of the one true god or something equally moving I’m sure, and willing to lend their services to me. Mostly it’s the services of bitching, complaining, whining, and sending nasty emails, but every bullet counts.

The problem that you may have noticed is that things with Stonehenge Mouth have gone from fired, to nobody bothered to tell him he was fired, to not fired, to being fired at some point in the future. This is actually a vast improvement over how things have worked in the past, considering I work for an employer that has had someone they’ve wanted to fire for five years, but are afraid to because she’s a black woman. Doesn’t matter she’s incompetent at any job they create for her. There was KrazyK who had brain lesions, no belly button, a rare throat-based Staph infection, schizophrenia, and she had to use a cane to get around on occasion, but not under any consistent situation. She called in to work one day because she couldn’t get down her steps. She hadn’t fallen or injured herself; she just couldn’t do it that day. She didn’t show up for 2 weeks and told her if she didn’t show up on Monday of the 3^rd week she could find another job. She came in Tuesday and still had a job. It took an act of Congress to finally get Shitpants McPoopertan fired, even though he was obviously weak and useless from the day he started and wasn’t fired till slightly over a year later.

Oh, and yes…I missed last nights post because of Grand Theft Auto…I just wanted to kill too much.