Misunderstimatifiawtf

It’s amazing what a little misunderstanding can do. At the end of the day yesterday Sith Lord made a comment about how Stalker Bait’s boyfriend had left. As a result the conversation revolved around breakups and the like, such as how someone’s ex-husband ran off with his own father’s girlfriend into the bijou country of Louisiana. After Stalker Bait left I mentioned to Sith Lord how she didn’t seem terribly upset about her boyfriend leaving me and he looked at me blankly realizing I took it literally. What he had meant when he said it was that her fake boyfriend, Tweedle Dee, had left the office. I felt like a bit of a fool, but no harm done, so I went on like normal.

When I came in to the office today, the Cubers were laying in piles of massacred egos. It seemed that someone had been listening in on the conversation of the day before, but only long enough to get all the wrong information. The super spy then proceeded to disseminate the erroneous information, and it took on a life of its own. Such as that Stalker Bait’s boyfriend left for Louisiana with his own father’s girlfriend. Or how Stalker Bait was now dating Tweedle Dee. Or how her relationship was ruined by something I said.

The result of such wide ranging falsifications was rather bizarre. Such as how everyone was now talking about how they were gonna “hit that”, “do that”, “get some of that”, and of course “tap that”. The repetitious use of “that” leads one to believe that most of the depraved geeks that make up the Cubes don’t really know what “that” is, and how to do, make, or obtain it. The truly funny thing about all of this was that neither Stalker Bait nor Tweedle Dee made it in today. Could there be more to the rumors than meets the eye? No.

On a side not, the other day was Earth Day and to commemorate and do its part to safe the planet our company opted not to refill the two lakes on the premises that have been leaking and were being topped off daily since they were built 3 months ago. I too did my part; I didn’t flush the toilet at the office after dropping a deuce. Also, this post is 100% recyclable.